when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.